Lunch with the 3-2 class:
Mr Arai pointing to Mr Kaneta (tallest kid in school): 'He Mr Makkuro'
Miss Carla: 'What is Makkuro?'
Mr Arai: 'Very black. He very black'
Miss Carla (confused look on her face): 'What?!'
Mr Arai, now pointing at Mr Kaneta's crotch: 'He Mr Black. Very big!'
Cleaning time in the teachers room with the 3-2 boys:
Mr Toita (staring at the picture of the students on the wall)
Miss Carla: 'Mr Toita, do you have a new girlfriend? Who is she?!'
Mr Toita (grinning cheekily): 'Yes, Miss Carla my girlfriend'
Lunch with the 3-2 class (again...repeat offenders):
Mr Ishi & Mr Haginoya (pointing at their crotches): 'Do you like sausages?!'
During an English lesson with 2-3, learning 'what do you think?':
Mr Kataoka (to Miss Carla in front of the class): 'I love you. What do you think?!'
Miss Carla (giggling): 'I think you are crazy!'
Post English lesson with 3-2 Class:
Mr Ishi, Mr Haginoya & Mr Mashiko: 'Do you like Masuda Sensei?'
Miss Carla: 'Masuda Sensei is a very good teacher'
Mr Ishi: 'No, no, no...do you like Masuda Sensei'
Miss Carla (taking the bait): 'Yes, Masuda Sensei is very kind'
Mr Haginoya (using gestures): 'Do you like his body, or his face?!'*
*Masuda Sensei is roughly 5' 5" and is as wide as he is tall...
During an English lesson with 2-3, learning 'If'':
Miss Carla: 'It it's sunny tomorrow, what will you do?'
Mr Kataoke: 'I will go date in park with Miss Carla'
Every time I pass the group of 3rd yr soccer boys in the hallways at school:
Boys: 'Oppai'**
Miss Carla (shakes her head)
**oppai = boobs
Lunch with 3-4 class:
Miss Carla (watching Jun and Miss Nakazaki teasing one another): 'Jun, is Miss Nakazaki your girlfriend?!'
Jun: 'No, no, no! She crazy!'
Miss Carla: 'Do you have a girlfriend Jun?'
Jun: 'No, no, no. Miss Carla, will you be my girlfriend?!'
During 3-2 class:
Miss Carla (pointing to Mr Arai's character eraser): 'Who is this?'
Mr Arai: 'Keshikasu-kun'
Miss Carla: 'He is cute'
Mr Arai (grinning and pointing to Keshikasu-kun's case): 'Pull down, pull down!'
Miss Carla (pulling down Keshikasu-kun's case to reveal an artfully drawn on appendage, shakes her head): 'Not so cute'
Watching a group of 3rd year boys playing basketball one lunch:
Mr Mimura: 'Miss Carla, do you know how play sex?'
Mr Mashiko: 'Miss Carla, do you play sex?'
Miss Carla: 'Mr Mashiko, do you play sex?'
Mr Mashiko: 'No, no, no, do you know Cherry Boy?'
Miss Carla, giggling: 'Yes, I am pretty sure I know what Cherry Boy means. Are you a Cherry Boy Mr Mashiko?'
Mr Mashiko: 'Yes, I Cherry Boy. You Cherry Girl?!'
Miss Carla (shaking her head): 'I am not answering that!'
All the boys: 'Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh, Miss Carla not Cherry Girl!!!'
Mr Mashiko: 'How many you play sex?!'
During lunch break:
Mr Mashiko: 'Miss Carla, do you know 'Give blow'?'
Mr Kobayashi: giggles
Miss Carla: 'What? Oh...you mean 'blow job'?!'
Mr Mashiko: 'Yes, yes, yes. New English word!'
Mr Mashiko and Mr Kobayashi: run away
