Riddle Me This...Teacher Me That...

What do you call the only teacher who isn't introduced at assembly?
Nothing, because no one knows their name.

What do you call the teacher who has more lessons a week than any of their colleagues?

Crowd control.*

What do you call the teacher who isn't given a set of textbooks to teach from?
A miracle worker.*

What do you call the teacher who doesn't receive schedules, timetables or isn't told when school events are taking place?
Clairvoyant.*

What do you call the teacher who gets the worst chair at school?

The bottom rung.*

What do you call the only teacher to get waves, smiles and air kisses from the students as they cycle past the teachers' room?
Students' pet.*

What do you call the teacher who only buys omiyage from half the trips they go on?
Smart.*

What do you call the only teacher who teaches all the students?

Intel.*

What do you call the only teacher without a computer at school?
A virus risk.*

What do you call the teacher who spends every non-teaching minute in the copy room?
The Laminator.*

What do you call the teacher who isn't invited on school excursions?

A liability risk.*

What do you call the teacher who gives out presents as a reward in English class?
'Very, very, very, very beautiful.'*

What do you call the teacher who isn't invited to enkais with the other teachers?
A social leper.*

What do you call the teacher who receives 20 declarations of love a day from their students?

The only blond in a 2km radius.*

What do you call the teacher who actually smells good?
The pheromone emitter.*

What do you call the only teacher who doesn't own or wear a matching brand tracksuit set to school every day?
Well dressed.*

What do you call the teacher who averages around 1000 photocopies a week?

A lumberjack.*

What do you call the only teacher not asked to participate in emergency evacuation drills?
Dispensable.*


*Answer may be replaced with 'Ms.Carla'